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Washingtons a pretty reserved state. The "Evergreen State" has created some confusion. Some people actually think there is a tree called Evergreen instead of a species of tree. Evvergreens are suppose to be green all year round. The state tree is a Western Hemlock, which is an evergreen conifier. Has cones that bere the seeds and has the evergreen looking needles that actuall turn color in the fall and eventually looses them in the winter. The Evergreen state knickname comes from the highest states taxes to be found on booze, smokes, and lap dances.
Was just testing the waters with the Jelly jars. Not sure if was a Southern thing or not. Spents some time with a girl from 'Bama and well she had a thing for free couches on the sidewalk, jelly, jars, and welfare. Now she could suck the jelly out of a jelly squeze container faster then...... lol The container of choice is the Coleman insulated 32oz super suckers. Sometimes one drink before work is all that is needed.
Yeah, uhh, .... Well the thing with the greased pig, is ........The church is the only one that can get away with chasing the lubricated cochon in public. So we'll be chasing ours inside the house if we can get it out the truck. lol If Jayjay comes alone I'll have take all my Louis L'Amour hardbacks off the book shelves though. lol