engineering scholarship essay. what do you think?

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by Finnster

"The great tragedy of my life is my wang is so big I can't find a proper pair of pants. Boo hoo. :(


-"I am persuing this scholarship to recieve assistance towards books and tuition, so I may devote more time to pot and hookers."

I am sure Freeze has some extra "unused" material from his pants that he can donate to your cause Finn. I feel your pain but luckily I managed to buy out MC Hammer's entire wardrobe when he fell on hard times. Plenty of room in those parachute pants for me!

As for the pot and hooker comment, I would say you plagarized me, I put something in a college paper about booze and skanks... Got an A on that one. Mostly due to the fact that I cited my sources for the skanks... and included samples of the booze.

Originally Posted by Finnster

FWIW, I hereby grant Ryan full and fair use of my phrasing of using the money for weed and hookers.
:)

Then again, the idea to only implicitly ask for the money is a good idea as well. If the prof knows you have hundreds of dollars worth of weed, he may want some.

Very true, but it is always cool to meet the prof out at the bar for some drinking and attempted womanizing... Noting like seeing an old dude trying to pick up on college girls! Best laughs I have had in a while, now I know how Jerry feels (rimshot!)