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JERRY2KONE · **You bet ya -** 02.08.2010, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by lincpimp

Try telling Harold that...

Hope the day treated you well Jerry. And hope you got some b-day nookie!

As far as older people still doing it, I hope so, cause I would hate to be that age and not getting any...

You bet ya James. I figure to be getting my dew until my body is no longer capable of doing so. Hopefully that will be many mnay years from now. It gets better as you get older thats for sure. I guess you are thankful to still be diong it after 50.

Why do they call it Super Bowl anyway? Because it is usually played in a bowl. That is what they started calling the huge stadiums many years ago, because they look like great big bowls.

Finnster · 02.08.2010, 06:25 PM

Happy Bday pops! May your wang be applied liberally and thrustfully, and not just at your new supermaxx parts!

JERRY2KONE · **Jealousy -** 02.08.2010, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Finnster

Happy Bday pops! May your wang be applied liberally and thrustfully, and not just at your new supermaxx parts!

There may be a bit of jealousy there, but I am a fair man and try to spread myself evenly where it is needed. LIFE IS GOOD.

rootar · 02.08.2010, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JERRY2KONE

I have sex several times a week, which Dr. Oz says leads to a long and healthy life.

hell yes something we can all use agianist our GFs and Wives...

"Honey if you love me you would "love" me daily to promote a long and heathy life, and a step further would be to not argue or stress me...."

I wonder how well that will go over

rschoi_75 · 02.08.2010, 09:52 PM

Happy belated birthday Jerry!

JERRY2KONE · **Happy -** 02.08.2010, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by rootar

hell yes something we can all use agianist our GFs and Wives...

"Honey if you love me you would "love" me daily to promote a long and heathy life, and a step further would be to not argue or stress me...."

I wonder how well that will go over

You have to find a happy balance with someone who wants the same things you do in life. That is our problem as human beings. We rush into Marriage too quickly and end up finding out the hard way that the person we chose is not the best match for us. I did it twice before, and found out that it was a mistake plain and simple. Opposites attract is true, but opposites will eventually move away from each other. You cannot stop Nature. We need to be more exacting about searching and finding the right match for us. If you find that you are making excuses for or accepting flaws just to conform and not rock the boat, than you are making a big mistake. We can all find it within ourselves not to fight over the little things and even the big things if you work on your own self control. It is so much easier to talk through the issues and find peaceful resolutions to fix the problems. Especially if it is with someone you claim to love and want to spend the rest of your life with. Now I understand why OUR parents always tried to tell us to wait until you have had the time to experience life and gain some inner knowledge that will help us make better choices. It is the easiest way to live, but we get hastey and just cannot wait to live that dream.

If you have to beg and/or coax someone to get busy, then there are other issues that need to be worked out preventing them from moving forward. Work out your issues and keep playtime seperate. Never use one to control the other or it will cause even bigger problems. We can only control one side of the equasion, and that is ourselves. If the other side is not willing, then you are wasting your time. TIME is much too precious to waste on an unwilling partner.

rootar · 02.08.2010, 10:15 PM

i was just joking....

me and the girly (of 5 years now) dont have any problems other than i like to pester her when she is watching tv....

Finnster · 02.08.2010, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JERRY2KONE

There may be a bit of jealousy there, but I am a fair man and try to spread myself evenly where it is needed. LIFE IS GOOD.

Hell yes! I can only tell you what a wife busting her leg does to marital relations. Now I have nothing to do but make nonsense posts on RCM all day.

Oh wait.. you were talking about between your wife and the trucks... ;)

JERRY2KONE · **Shoot -** 02.08.2010, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Finnster

Hell yes! I can only tell you what a wife busting her leg does to marital relations. Now I have nothing to do but make nonsense posts on RCM all day.

Oh wait.. you were talking about between your wife and the trucks... ;)

Shoot we wold have looked at that as a chance for adventrue trying to find ways around the cast. A broken leg is not a good reason to hold out on the shaky pudding. Been there done that.

pinkpanda3310 · 02.08.2010, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JERRY2KONE

Shoot we wold have looked at that as a chance for adventrue trying to find ways around the cast. A broken leg is not a good reason to hold out on the shaky pudding. Been there done that.

Life never gives problems, just challenges hah!?