Lets see some jokes

[reno911]

A 747 is over sea's and the pilot states they have some how ran out of fuel and are going to crash into the ocean shortly as they are loosing altitude.

This really good looking lady in a pencil skirt stands up and screams, "If I am going to die I want to die feeling like a woman." She proceeds to undress. "Is there any MAN on this plane that can accomplish this for me."

A man in the row next to her stands up begins to take off his shirt in a hurry. Once standing with his shirt in his hand he extends his arm, "I can help you, this needs to be ironed."