How to keep squirrels off your deck.

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by simplechamp

I had to double-take when I first looked at the thread title, I thought it said "How to keep squirrels of your dick"

Seemed obvious to me, don't put acorns in your pants

Snap, that is funny.

Down here in da dell (my hometown, wassup dawg) a squirrel is a little dorky guy who like to annoy the living funk out of any decent person (or me). Luckily most of the squirrels here are straight so I have never had an issue with a squirrel bothering my tackle. But for you yanks and peeps in cali homo squirrels may be a big issue. I suggest a swift kick to the nuts followed by a good slap and a live badger up the nose. Works everytime. Yeah baby, I like it like that!!!