Merry Christmas everyone!

Originally Posted by sandblaster

Buy her 5 dozen red roses. Add a very sincere apologize add a ring and see how the world turns. Nothing like a good wife by your side through life's roller coaster.

WTF are you talking about? She was never my wife and she left me, not vice versa. And besides, I'd been having "grass is greener on the other side" issues for some time with our relationship anyway.