My surgery has been approved! I will walk again!

[_paralyzed_]

I may not be good for much, but at least I'm good for a laugh

There are those that think I should be eternally hopeful that I will walk again. I feel that's as useful as wishing to win the lottery. I'm a realist. I know with current technology I am unable to walk, so I'm busy getting things done from my bed.

I didn't mean to get anybody's hopes up. I just used the material I had on hand for an april fools joke.

Thanks for laughing along with me. Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive!