My life is all about the wife though. As long as she keeps smiling I am a happy camper.
I'm just a youngin' but that to me is life in a nutshell. You can talk equality all you want, but women are softer. They are carers and nurturers, and require constant attention and entertainment.
Men just want a pretty gal, and they are a lot prettier when they are smiling
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It's "Dr. _paralyzed_" actually. Not like with a PhD, but Doctor like in Dr. Pepper.