Lets see some jokes

[Chadworkz]

Wow, you've never had real sex, heh!

(sarcasm)

[Chadworkz]

Originally Posted by josh9mille

Even in the heat of the moment that doesnt sound like a good idea. If she wants her butthole licked, its gonna have to involve some peanut butter and the dog. Besides she wont even go ATM so why would she expect me to do it? lol.

Shoot, when you're down there tearing up the "upper" area, and you dip a bit too low, and all of a sudden you see exactly what it makes your girl do, you and her will both be ready and willing every single time!!!

[jayjay283]

thats so gross, you sure that isn't your sister Bama boy... I little touching the egde may get a moan and enjoyment but I get 1 mm too close I get a slap and "oh no you dont"

[Chadworkz]

Haha, bingo...just like I said, "the edge", don't get too close, or...well, you get it!

I'll let the Sister/Bama thing go this time...

[jayjay283]

A man walks into the hobby shop just before closing time.

The owner says "Hey Bill, I thought your wife grounded you from the hobby shop for a while. Didn't she tell you to stop spending so much time with toy airplanes, and start hanging out with her once in a while?"

"Yeah, but I think she had a change of heart." said Bill

"How so?"

"Well, I came home from work and she met me at the door wearing new lingerie. The house was lit by candles and there were rose petals on the floor. She led me to the bedroom and handed me a pair of handcuffs. She told me I could chain her to the bed and do whatever I wanted.......so here I am!"

[Chadworkz]

Hellz Yea! I like it!

Honest to God, a few years ago, when I was engaged...she was actually jealous of my Computer! I was a Web-Site Designer, Software Writer, Home & Office Networker and General PC Guru...and she hated it, and wanted me to get a new job, even though I made plenty of dough! Crazy Bs!

[jayjay283]

Know how you feel man. I actually met my wife back in 1998 in the days of cracking people with sub 7. We met no kidding hack/crak the same person. I was selling hardware in NYC she was writing code in Chicago. Good to have that stuff in common. She knows my RC problem, if it has a motor I want it. She about 2 years ago bought way to many vera wang boots, im talking 50 pairs for no reason, and told me to sell some RCs to pay her credit card. That was as close as we ever came to divorce. Sell my kids are you crazy lady

[Chadworkz]

Those Vera Wang boots, or anything she designs/makes, are crazy expensive...kind of like a full-blown Supermaxx or something! It's RAD that she's a coder! Ask her if she remembers the handles "sano", "tekk", "dark" or "cobb"...

Man, I remember the Sub-7 days like it was yesterday...I started coding in Basic & Visual Basic back in 1989/90 when the first "pr0gz" were being made for AOL (remember AO-Hell?, heh)! Thanks to those first couple of years, I really found my passion for writing software and designing/building web-sites, and eventually learned all of the major Languages and started my own successful business! I kept it up until my back pain just got so bad I had lost all ability to concentrate on anything, especially writing thousands of lines of code! I still write apps every now and then for fun, and design web-sites for friends, but nothing like it used to be.

Anyway, I'm glad you guys didn't get a divorce...it seems like the divorce-rate is up to like 80% now!

[josh9mille]

Originally Posted by Chadworkz

Anyway, I'm glad you guys didn't get a divorce...it seems like the divorce-rate is up to like 80% now!

Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce

[Bondonutz]

Ed the Chicken
Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.'

Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground..

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'

'Never,' said Ed.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming..

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....

"Ed, wake up! You pooped in the bed!"

[FG101C]

[_paralyzed_]

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[jayjay283]

[Chadworkz]

/\________ Haha, that's some funny ish, and the one before it!

[josh9mille]

Today's word is................. Fluctuations

I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me,an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller,"Why it change? Yesterday,I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,"Fluctuations." The Asian lady says,"Fluc you white people too"

(You know you're laughing...)