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06.29.2012, 03:30 AM
back ground......in the uk we have a place called harrow.
so the joke goes..why do all the orientals end up in harrow. because they get in a taxi and say "harro taxi driver" |
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06.30.2012, 03:34 PM
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 Anyone a fan of Startrek here? You'll like this... [youtube]QpcoOTXdQbk[/youtube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpcoOTXdQbk 
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07.02.2012, 12:01 PM
Niel, that was hilarious. That one tops the Matrix fart spoof.
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07.04.2012, 10:10 AM
Cheers Niel. MY sides actually hurt
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working on a brushless for my wheelchair.....
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07.04.2012, 10:28 AM
Linc graces us with his presence, and what drew him from the darkness?
Fart jokes. The man loves his cylindrical orifices...
It's "Dr. _paralyzed_" actually. Not like with a PhD, but Doctor like in Dr. Pepper. |
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07.04.2012, 10:34 AM
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12.03.2012, 05:38 PM
If meat is murder, is milk an unwanted sexual advance ;)
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12.10.2012, 01:00 AM
Bryan, what part of MD are you from?
Okay I have a joke.... How do you make a cat go "WOOOF"? Soak it in gasoline and light a match! |
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12.16.2012, 09:28 AM
A little boy's walkin through the enchanted forest when he see's little green man sat on a toadstool with his head between his knees. The little boy asks " are you a goblin?" The little green man replies " No, just got a head ache" :)
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02.25.2013, 03:48 PM
In the UK we've got a problem with horse meat turning up in lots of processed food. So the jokes have been coming thick & fast . " Findus are selling a new recipe, it's called filly con carne . I had some tesco beef burgers, they gave me the trots. I went to check on the tesco beef burgers in the fridge, & they're off . The cows are moaning about the horses coming over here & taking their jobs. :) I'll post more when they come up :)
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