Epic Driving Fail- Dukes of Hazard Style

[Finnster]

I could watch this all day I think. However, the General Lee would have nailed the landing and still made it to the county line despite the flames.
Women drivers... ;)




Story w/ fiery after pix

[FullMetalGrave]

Best video I've seen on Youtube in a long time. There's another version with a sound clip from Dukes of Hazard cut in. Good stuff

[nitrostarter]

Thats classic!!

[reno911]

I wasn't ready for the car to jump onto the screen like that. Kind of spooked me. Pretty scary that there are idiots out there like that.

[Semi Pro]

Originally Posted by reno911

I wasn't ready for the car to jump onto the screen like that. Kind of spooked me. Pretty scary that there are idiots out there like that.

did you see her mug shots?

here is a link to the story
http://jalopnik.com/5555533/this-is-...r-a-toll-booth

[reno911]

I was rear ended... Funny stuff. Unemployed, tattoos, surprised she wasn't an illegal as well. That would of made things even better.

[BrianG]

I dunno, she might be illegal. The "res status" is listed as "non-resident". Just because there is an address doesn't mean it's her place, but one of 55 other people living there...

[Finnster]

Originally Posted by Semi Pro

did you see her mug shots?

here is a link to the story
http://jalopnik.com/5555533/this-is-...r-a-toll-booth

Classy lady :)

[reno911]

Love it, forwarded it everyone. Good laughs for Monday morning. Thanks.

[_paralyzed_]

123 foot skid marks! how fast was she going? Most vehicle stop from 60mph in less than 123 feet.

Idiots like this walk away and I'm in a wheelchair. Where's Darwin's stick of death when we need it

[TexasSP]

I love how she kept trying to get back into the car to escape after is was wrecked and on fire!!!!!!

Officer: So mam what happened here?
Idiot: I was rear ended and pushed like Bo and Luke over that cement thingy
Officer: Really, well what's with the skid marks and there's no damage to the rear of your car?
Idiot: Uh, Uh, ...........................................(lady tries to repeatedly get back in the burning car and escape)
Officer: Mam, your car is on fire, you can't get anywhere
Idiot: Uh, I wasn't leaving, I just forgot my purse
Officer: Mam, you are clearly trying to escape
Idiot: What.....uh, no, my car is fine, I shall be going now (still trying to get back into the burning vehicle and leave)
Officer: Mam, have you been drinking, shooting up, toking the reefer, dropping hits, something
Idiot: Oh now way man, I like, uh, had a vodka and cranberry juice last night, but, yeah, like today I'm all good due
Officer: Mam, please blow into this tube
Idiot: pffffffffft
Officer: wow, .99, I have never seen a blood toxicity level so high
Idiot: What, oh no, high alcohol content just runs in the family
Officer: mam, turn around and put your hands behind your back (at this point the idiot breathes toward the car, her breathe catches on fire, igniting her blood, and now she can fit inside a route 44 cup from sonic)

THE END

[Finnster]

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

123 foot skid marks! how fast was she going? Most vehicle stop from 60mph in less than 123 feet.

Idiots like this walk away and I'm in a wheelchair. Where's Darwin's stick of death when we need it

I'm impressed she left 123ft skid mark and still had enough speed to clear the toll booth.

Maybe that was refering to the skid mark left in her pants after launching off the ramp in a hurtling inferno. That, or when she realized she was going to be late to the dank and seedy strip bar for her morning shift. lol

[Arct1k]

Scary thing is a friend at the offices daughter (21) died some 18months back as some asshole did exactly that into the back of the car she was in whilst queuing at the toll booth.

I'm all for darwinism just don't take anyone else with you!

[Chadworkz]

Originally Posted by The Dallas Observer

The police report also notes she kept trying to get back in the car while it was on fire.

This just cracks me up!

[reno911]

Drugs do such silly things to people.