Today's joke!

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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY


A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.



The case came up in court.


The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned."



"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.


"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."


"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just Lost it."


"CASE DISMISSED!!"

[GorillaMaxx360]

haha funny

[jollyjumper]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[BrianG]

That was funny. :005:

[coolhandcountry]

FYI to all my Blonde friends -- No offense intended
A Blonde's Year in Review.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours . power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing..couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the stupid phone!!!
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the
mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came
out again,marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

[jollyjumper]

those are good CHC

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Funny! Thanks for the post CHC! I enjoyed those!