Joke I got in an email...

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#3, #4, #6, and #8 are some of the funniest things I've ever heard. #6 is THE best of them all:

Originally Posted by jnev's email

6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.