Joke I got in an email...

Originally Posted by What's_nitro?

#8 is THE best of them all:

I don't get it, what's wrong with taking the train to Hawaii?
It's amazing how stupid people are these days, yet they still understand how to produce offspring? Amazing.
It's like those stories you hear bout the lady putting her baby in the microwave because it had a cold, or the guy putting his children in the washing machine because he thought it would be fun for them.