need help guys

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

Undesirable advances: Since Ive been in a wheelchair I get hit on by 2 people, fat chicks and gay guys. I understand the fat chicks, they see a wounded little Harold and think, "I'm fat and he's crippled, maybe we would have a chance." So I make her buy me a beer and I start talking about my ex, and how I had to let her go cause she was getting chubby. Depending on how cruel I am at the time I can stretch the story so I can get a second beer, or drop the ex line right away and drink in peace.

I still dont get why the gay guys hit on me. Dirty gay guys.

Damn, I get hit on by fat chics too. I guess I am not good looking enough to keep them away. Problem is that quite a few fat chicks are also dumb, and the only dumb chick I will associate with has to be smokin' hot, or else she has no place in the universe. I know that sounds cruel, but hey, someone has to have standards, might as wel be me.

I will also say that old ladies have a thing for me, like 65+. Kinda creepy sometimes, but I just take the high road and enjoy the attetion. I know how to have a decently intellectual conversion (shocker, huh...) and I think they like that in a young man, or they are just old and horny?!

I do like the ex getting chubby comment. I get my wife's friends to buy me drinks, cause when they get drunk they get friendly, and I have a higher tolerance, so I con them into fotting the bill at the bar! Its a win-win situation, for me and the bar owner though!