One LONG RANT / Where has the common sense gone?

[lutach]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

I can see you now, all dressed up in your alligator shoes showing us around...

Alligator shoes in Brasil will attract a lot of unwanted attention. Flip-flops, short and exposed big belly will be more appealing for the looking for some .

[bruce750i]

Right on red, yield and turn left on solid green, merge, wait your turn, are mostly common sense and courtesy driving stuff right? Are these things not in the driving manual anymore?
Cell phone drivers Ugh! Convent store check writers Ugh! Scratcher lotto addicts Ugh! The slowest driver in traffic usually has a Nascar racing sticker on the car? Thanks you for this thread I had to vent.

[kulangflow]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

We are going to Utah to play with r/c cars. That way the wives will not want to come with us. Not much to do in Utah if i remember...

Hey, come on now. There is plenty to do in Utah: late night pitch and putt, we could go to the livestock auction and cruise the 4-H babes, throw stuff off a bridge, go cow tipping...

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by kulangflow

Hey, come on now. There is plenty to do in Utah: late night pitch and putt, we could go to the livestock auction and cruise the 4-H babes, throw stuff off a bridge, go cow tipping...

After that list my wife will definately want to come...

Do you guys have a lot of mormons there? Aren't they based in Salt Lake City? Sorry, bit off topic with that question...

Can we throw a cow off a bridge? We could bid on one at the auction!

Excuse my ignorance, but what are 4-H babes? Isn't 4-H some sort of after school group? Or does the H stand for herpes? If so those girls may be a bit outcast...

[trev3813]

D00D, i wanna throw a cow off a bridge, (can i come, i'll bring monster) (the energy drink)

I would just have to say I am going to run my RC cars and my wife would say "have fun"...it seems like RC cars isnt very chick friendly......lol

[lutach]

In some countries, if you have an RC car (Boat, plane or heli) you are considered wealthy if you know what I mean .

[kulangflow]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

After that list my wife will definately want to come...

Do you guys have a lot of mormons there? Aren't they based in Salt Lake City? Sorry, bit off topic with that question...

Can we throw a cow off a bridge? We could bid on one at the auction!

Excuse my ignorance, but what are 4-H babes? Isn't 4-H some sort of after school group? Or does the H stand for herpes? If so those girls may be a bit outcast...

Offtopic

Yep, Mormon pioneers founded Utah and that's where the headquarters are now. Utah used to be 95% Mormon but now it's only 70%. I am Mormon, btw, so don't believe any rumors unless you've asked me about them first. Most of what you hear about us is totally wrong. For example, we haven't allowed polygamy since the 1800s, but most people still think we're cool with it. Nope.

4-H is an after school program kinda' like Future Farmers of America from what I understand. I don't know much about it. I was paraphrasing a quote from "Tommy Boy".

As for tossing a cow off the bridge, I think it'd be better to use a catapult like on Monty Python.

/Offtopic

[lincpimp]

Good to know that you can answer my questions. I am not that familiar on mormonism. I do know that L Ron Hubbard started it, and Gene Roddenbery wrote a book about it... Tom Crusie is your leader, right? Not sure that I have all of the info though...

I have some catapult plans floating around somewhere, I can probably size it up for cow duty.

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Good to know that you can answer my questions. I am not that familiar on mormonism. I do know that L Ron Hubbard started it, and Gene Roddenbery wrote a book about it... Tom Crusie is your leader, right? Not sure that I have all of the info though...

I have some catapult plans floating around somewhere, I can probably size it up for cow duty.

your thinking of Scientology.....also John Travolta is in the mix

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

just in case you were being serious......

Think you're getting Scientology and Mormons mixed up....

[kulangflow]

I'm pretty sure he was kidding ...

Originally Posted by kulangflow

I'm pretty sure he was kidding ...

I thought he was .....but I did see a group of pigs flying today so I thought "anything can happen today".....

[lincpimp]

John Travolta and Tom Crusie!!! Do I smell a battle royal!!!

Yeah I was just kidding. I know that L Ron Hubbard did not start Mormonism. It was this Jesus guy, not sure if everyone has heard of him yet... I personally feel that soon he will be more popular than Elvis.

To be the man....you've got to beat the man..Woooo- Ric Flairhttp://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy-LQH8N6Ug