Where's Linc

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by JERRY2KONE

Hey come on here, we are supposed to be suportive of all of our RCM brothers right. Even in times of life struggles right??? Linc is our brother and we must support him no matter what he might be into this month. Show some love Guys.

Shameless attempt to connect with other "alternative lifestyle" men... I thought better of you Jerry...

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by MetalMan

He is at Disney World!

The quote that everyone missed, or decided to ignore.

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by lutach

Most guys that goes to Brasil has a hard time coming back due to our beautiful women. He'll probably spend Xmas, New Years and stay a bit longer to enjoy the Carnaval and one day we will see him again with a good looking morena by his side and cooking him some delicious Brasilian food.

+1 I saw a bunch of Brazilian women in the DW and it was "hard" to stop starring....

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by BL_RV0

I hear he is building a midget brothel for $1 a visit...

Price will be 99cents, just SHORT of a buck...

Originally Posted by supralover72

I just got a call from disney world. As Lin C's emergency contact, they told me he's spending the next day in jail in Disney world until he posts bail for Pimp Slapping Minny Mouse while drunk because he claims to have mistaken her for one of his, "Mouse looking midget hoes".

I'll let him know you guys care though!

HAHA

Originally Posted by JERRY2KONE

Well I heared it was "Goofie" in a dress. YOu all know how he is always trying to get some guy into a dress??? He's definitely got issues/problems....

Takes one to know one...

Originally Posted by TDC57

Some things are best left in the dark locked away down deep.. IE Linc's Issues

Right next to your issues Shaun...

Originally Posted by Gee

I heard he's turning over a new leaf! Court ordered no doubt. Someone quoted him as saying "He wants to give it to the little fellows" I think it was a misquote and was more like "give back to" not "give it to"

Midget humping is illegal in most states...bet that ruins your plans for christmas, huh?

Rumor has it he turned the Brothel for midget into a Hostel for midgets. Going to call it

Lincpimps Stay Free Mini Pads

I will add a giant wing for the Maxi's too...

Originally Posted by Mike_D

I heard Linc got arrested in Florida for "Frosting" his cupcake (wife) in public while severly intoxicated in front of small children in which he mistaked for midgets.

Get your facts straingt, I was beating a beaver...

Originally Posted by BL_RV0

I hear his 6x6 transformed into one of the transformer armada and came back to kill him.

Speachless, how long did that take you to come up with?

Originally Posted by TexasSP

I heard he was eaten by a big gator in the bayou while trying out his new waterproofed F-350 Tamiya Hi-Lift..........

Some guy name Amos Moses found his body parts inside a gator he killed.......

His body parts and organs are now part of the gumbo cook off which is a charitable event held every year benefiting orphans and widows in need.....

See, Linc in the end really did help the Children!!!

Hope they get bad gas and the runs...

Originally Posted by What's_nitro?

You know, it's hard to believe that wherever he went he doesn't have access to a computer and so hasn't seen this thread yet. LOL

I just went thru 6 pages of past threads and found this... You all have very active imiginations.

I was going to post a "vacation" thread, but thought that was a bit pompous, so I just mentioned it in another existing thread. Nice to see that Metalman pays attention...

I had a good time, and am back to answer all of the questions that only I can answer, all 2 or 3 of them

[What's_nitro?]

Originally Posted by MetalMan

He is at Disney World!

I saw that post, but yeah, I ignored it.

Originally Posted by What's_nitro?

He came back from the bakery the other day. Brought back a ton of muffins, still had nothing to eat...

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Not too fond of the "healthy sized" girls, try again...

I knew I should've written "a lot".

[TDC57]

Welcome Back Linc...

YOU missed it thou, Jerry was bagging on you!.. BIG TIME.. we all louhged and loughed..

[jayjay283]

no reply to my ajax and loofa sponge, reality bites I guess, its ok man they have support groups for everything these days


im going night night hope you got the package linc and call me tomorrow shaun sis is down for the chair deal

[Gee]

Nice to have you back Lincpimp. Yeah it was Jerry. He just wouldn't stop. It was awful. Glad it is over now.


Is it an ear thing? Cuz Goofy, Pluto, and Minni all have some nice ears.

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by jayjay283

She said in Peru they had guinae pigs the size of dogs they used to eat. Good times ! I cant insult her as ive eaten dog in Mexico, alligator down south, who knows what in Turkey and anything that comes out of the sea is fair game for me.

Linc went to the French Quarter hit a bar and got stoopid buzzed and went to a motel with a tranny. He is now at home in his shower washing the shame away with a loofa and some ajax.

Originally Posted by jayjay283

no reply to my ajax and loofa sponge, reality bites I guess, its ok man they have support groups for everything these days


im going night night hope you got the package linc and call me tomorrow shaun sis is down for the chair deal

I will check at work and see if the package is there. I would never go home with a tranny... manual or automatic. Too shifty for me...

Originally Posted by TDC57

Welcome Back Linc...

YOU missed it thou, Jerry was bagging on you!.. BIG TIME.. we all louhged and loughed..

Originally Posted by Gee

Nice to have you back Lincpimp. Yeah it was Jerry. He just wouldn't stop. It was awful. Glad it is over now.


Is it an ear thing? Cuz Goofy, Pluto, and Minni all have some nice ears.

I guess Jerry really missed me... I do not have an ear fetish, nor do I like disney characters...

[JERRY2KONE]

Yea I guess you can say that you were missed, or maybe we just enjoyed talking about you behind your back, right in front of you. From the looks of the thread a few people were making up for lost time with all of the wise cracks that you have made. All in good fun Linc.

So tell us about the vacation now that you have returned OB1KINOBIE. Sure guys blame it all on me.There are quite a few posts in here and only two or three of them are mine. Besides everyone knows that Shaun is the big instigator in here anyway, not me. We hope that you enjoyed yourself within reason, now give us some details you pervert.

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by JERRY2KONE

Yea I guess you can say that you were missed, or maybe we just enjoyed talking about you behind your back, right in front of you. From the looks of the thread a few people were making up for lost time with all of the wise cracks that you have made. All in good fun Linc.

So tell us about the vacation now that you have returned OB1KINOBIE. Sure guys blame it all on me.There are quite a few posts in here and only two or three of them are mine. Besides everyone knows that Shaun is the big instigator in here anyway, not me. We hope that you enjoyed yourself within reason, now give us some details you pervert.

Yeah, you guys are a hoot! I had a great time, rode all of the "thrill" rides they had. Holloywood studios (used to be MGM) has a few good rides. the tower of terror and the aerosmith roller coaster. We rode those about 20 times each... The animal kingdom is cool, lots to see and we rode the expedition everest coaster a few times, that is tied with the aerosmith coaster for my favorite. I like most of the rides in epcot, and we spent a fair amount of time there, as our hotel, the beach club, is about 500 yards from the back entrance of epcot. Very convenient! We rode the faster rides in the Magic kingdom, and walked a bunch. I hate strollers by the way, must be a million of them there! We had a great time!

[_paralyzed_]

I've been f'in bored man. You do really liven up the place. Some of those comebacks are priceless! Wings for maxi's, shifty trannys. Good stuff.

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

I've been f'in bored man. You do really liven up the place. Some of those comebacks are priceless! Wings for maxi's, shifty trannys. Good stuff.

Thanks, I try to inject some humor... (god knows where people will go with that last sentence)

[_paralyzed_]

i'm leaving it alone. checky check my build thread in the brushless section!
http://www.rc-monster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17079

[jayjay283]

inject hehehe