Well my friday sucked!!!

[Snipin_Willy]

I had an 85 VW GTI in college. Very dark windows, nothing visable unless you're inside the car. Got broken into via corner glass. Torn out my subs (luckily inexpensive), took the faceplate (and not the whole CD player, WTF?), tried to pull up the amps but they were just too secure. That was aggravating.
Same car different story: Was at a yield intersection, guy rear ends me. Screws my bumper all up and bends part of the body in the rear below the hatch back door. I get screwed with false info and police never find the guy. My wish is for karma kick his ass.
Few months ago I installed door ding protectors on my '07 Ridgeline. I'm so glad I did because not 2 weeks after some ***-bag swings their door into my rear passenger door in a parking lot. Hit smack in the middle of my ding protector, left a little bit of their paint as a gift. The door protector still looks like new.

***-bags suck, sorry about your paint. I'm the same way with my truck.
I like Lincpimp's idea, even though it would be asking for a law suit.