So what's your CA glue story?

[_paralyzed_]

well,first off I should have never been in the workshop in only boots. (this was before the wheelchair when I could walk) but I had just broke a bed and needed to cut a piece of angle iron. I knew I was just going to get back into bed as soon as it was level again, so why get dressed??

I found the perfect piece of angle iron in the correct length in the scrap pile, it just had an "ear" that needed to be cut off. So I grabbed the pneumatic cut off wheel and set to work.

Well, the "ear" cut off quite easily and turned into a projectile with a direct course to my johnson. If you've never cut your johnson, they bleed, alot, and for a long time. The bleeding just wouldn't stop, and I was seriously considering a trip to the E.R.

Then I remembered Derma-bond! (hospital super glue they use in place of stitches) It's basically just super glue, so in a flash of genius I decided to do some home doctoring.

Well, when your johnson is bleeding profusely your cognitive reckoning isn't quite what it should be, and for that matter your usually skilled and trained hands aren't as stable as they normally are.

I cleaned the area well and knew just a drop would do, but I was nervous. One drop turned into a few, and just a little on the affected area turned into alot there, and on my fingers.

Now, the bleeding had stopped, but I had three fingers and two thumbs permanently attached to my unit. Not bad all in all, but highly impracticle.

At the time I didn't know there were releasing agents for super glue. All I was left with was thinking, "penis or fingers, somethings losing skin".

So, one at a time, I ripped digits from my crank. 3 of the digits lost skin, but 2 brought skin with them. Luckily, no more blood was shed, but I wasn't the same for over a week.

Never use power tools naked.

[BrianG]

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

well,first off I should have never been in the workshop in only boots. (this was before the wheelchair when I could walk) but I had just broke a bed and needed to cut a piece of angle iron. I knew I was just going to get back into bed as soon as it was level again, so why get dressed??

I found the perfect piece of angle iron in the correct length in the scrap pile, it just had an "ear" that needed to be cut off. So I grabbed the pneumatic cut off wheel and set to work.

Well, the "ear" cut off quite easily and turned into a projectile with a direct course to my johnson. If you've never cut your johnson, they bleed, alot, and for a long time. The bleeding just wouldn't stop, and I was seriously considering a trip to the E.R.

Then I remembered Derma-bond! (hospital super glue they use in place of stitches) It's basically just super glue, so in a flash of genius I decided to do some home doctoring.

Well, when your johnson is bleeding profusely your cognitive reckoning isn't quite what it should be, and for that matter your usually skilled and trained hands aren't as stable as they normally are.

I cleaned the area well and knew just a drop would do, but I was nervous. One drop turned into a few, and just a little on the affected area turned into alot there, and on my fingers.

Now, the bleeding had stopped, but I had three fingers and two thumbs permanently attached to my unit. Not bad all in all, but highly impracticle.

At the time I didn't know there were releasing agents for super glue. All I was left with was thinking, "penis or fingers, somethings losing skin".

So, one at a time, I ripped digits from my crank. 3 of the digits lost skin, but 2 brought skin with them. Luckily, no more blood was shed, but I wasn't the same for over a week.

Never use power tools naked.

Are you sure you're not the guy from American Pie (#2)?

[Slowkrawl]

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

well,first off I should have never been in the workshop in only boots. (this was before the wheelchair when I could walk) but I had just broke a bed and needed to cut a piece of angle iron. I knew I was just going to get back into bed as soon as it was level again, so why get dressed??

I found the perfect piece of angle iron in the correct length in the scrap pile, it just had an "ear" that needed to be cut off. So I grabbed the pneumatic cut off wheel and set to work.

Well, the "ear" cut off quite easily and turned into a projectile with a direct course to my johnson. If you've never cut your johnson, they bleed, alot, and for a long time. The bleeding just wouldn't stop, and I was seriously considering a trip to the E.R.

Then I remembered Derma-bond! (hospital super glue they use in place of stitches) It's basically just super glue, so in a flash of genius I decided to do some home doctoring.

Well, when your johnson is bleeding profusely your cognitive reckoning isn't quite what it should be, and for that matter your usually skilled and trained hands aren't as stable as they normally are.

I cleaned the area well and knew just a drop would do, but I was nervous. One drop turned into a few, and just a little on the affected area turned into alot there, and on my fingers.

Now, the bleeding had stopped, but I had three fingers and two thumbs permanently attached to my unit. Not bad all in all, but highly impracticle.

At the time I didn't know there were releasing agents for super glue. All I was left with was thinking, "penis or fingers, somethings losing skin".

So, one at a time, I ripped digits from my crank. 3 of the digits lost skin, but 2 brought skin with them. Luckily, no more blood was shed, but I wasn't the same for over a week.

Never use power tools naked.

Holy jeebus...


THAT is why I check the e-net LOL.

I'm not sure how a person breaks a bed when they are naked...Other than hiding the pig in the barn...


"sorry hunny, things got a little crasy in the garage, we are going to have to postpone this untill further notice"

[BL_RV0]

I had a bottle of CA on an upper shelf with the cap off , had my hand flat on the table, kicked the table slightly, CA came pouring down the shelf so quickly that all of it fell on my hand and glued my hand completely to the workbench. And no one was home when this happened. I used an exacto knife to get my hand unstuck, but it took 2 hours and I lost alot of skin.

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by Slowkrawl

... hiding the pig in the barn...

New phrase for the day. I will attempt to say this to at least 3 total strangers today and see what there reactions are.

[Slowkrawl]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

New phrase for the day. I will attempt to say this to at least 3 total strangers today and see what there reactions are.

Soo uhh, how'd that work out for you? Any bruises or welts on your face?