Osama Bin Laden Dead

[bruce750i]

Did anybody catch the end of Donald Trump's Celeb Apprentice? I didn't because of late breaking news(10 minutes before the top of the hour) had to break in and basically tell me(forty minutes later) that x y z happened! But they are covering up p d q, so they can't allow you to see a b c. Come on Nene was making a move on Star. Who got fired? Does BO feel that threatened by D-bag Trump to intentionally cut off his show?

I just saw an ad for 60 minutes. It will be Barrack's only interview telling us all about his assault. What about the rising gas prices, Lybia or Japan?

Today the assault story has changed again. Armed turned into unarmed, double tap to the head turned into one to the chest one to the head, human wife shield was also bs. (All were 1st candy coated to betray it as a quick and and even more justified assignation IMO)

Could they just get the story right the first time, If we are to buy into all of it without any evidence. Well besides the story(with pics) of a stealth heli that face planted. Okay don't show us a dead UBL and incite anybody, how about a UBL scared and crapping his pants in the cross hairs of a night vision scope?

[JERRY2KONE]

Yea the whole thing is a huge media circus filled with guesstimations and assumptions even though the entire Whitehouse staff watched it on video. Why not just release the video and let the people decide for themselves what happened. Even showing the pics will shut up a lot of the people.

The other night was the first part of this Apprentice series that we have been able to watch. Nene is a real biatch and treated Star like a dog in front of everyone. The boardroom meeting was just another circus and Nene wouldn't shut her mouth through 90% of the meeting. In the end Hope the Playboy bunny was sent packing for hiding under the radar through most of her apperances on these projects. Plus they brought back Latoya Jackson who is now on the mens team. The next show is going to be about how Nene and Star fight it out.

In Japan they have now gotten the reactors cool enough to get back into the reactor building. The plan now is to rebuild the regular cooling system so they can get the reactor under total control once again. Once this is done they will remove the fuel rods one by one until the reactor is empty. Then a toatal clean up can take place and final shut down of the plant can take place.

The death toll in Japan is over 25K and 11K are still missing.

[Finnster]

Originally Posted by PBO

Yeah, I should know politicians would never do anything within their means to grab votes or risk political suicide. Guess I'm not a serious person - oh well back to absurdity I go

OBL was still handed his best case outcome on a platter, without any serious attempt to follow international law. U-S-A! U-S-A!

I'm sorry man, I'm not trying to insult you, and I generally regard you as very reasonable, well-read and thoughtful person. I usually enjoy and agree with many of your opinions on various topics that have come up through the years.
I will also say I don't mean those comments specificly aimed at you, but as a reaction to some of the opinions, as well as some nonsense from political opponents, that have gone on around after the announcement. Stupid stuff like "we killed bin Laden 10 yrs ago, and have kept him frozen until now to boost poll #'s" or "of course Obama could find Osama, he just looked his buddy up in his Muslim Terrorist phonebook."

Was it OBL's best case scenario? Maybe. Was it ours too? Probably.

Who comes out better on top? We've destroyed the figuritive, spiritual and operational head of Al Queso, as well as seized a gold mine of intellegence info on the remaining members, their methods and funders. We've put fear into them. No matter how well they hide, we will eventually find and kill them. We've crippled them at a time of waning influence and relevence. They have to communicate and organize if they want to try and recover, but by doing so they expose themselves to us at their peril.

What have they won? A martyr? Yeah. Question is how much will it matter? Who knows for sure, but I'm thinking not much. Have we strained relations w/ Pakistan? Definately. Other unforseen consequences? Surely, as always.

International Law? Nobody here gives a fk. I was living in NY (upstate, not in the city tho) at the time, and I could see the smoke from the burning towers from home. For months I drove around the neighborhoods, going to work, around all the fire companies with memorials out front from members lost on 9/11. Terrible. I have cousins who got sent to Iraq on the lie it was for 9/11, one to come home nearly killed, and w/ permanant brain damage from resulting injuries and 6 wk coma. Went to visit him in the big army hospital in DC, and saw all the kids with missing arms, legs or worse there. I know many coworkers who have sons or brother's or friends with similar stories.
Honestly, I couldn't care if they shot him while they found him in the bathroom beating off to goat pr0n. Its a mercy we didn't shoot all his effing wives and kids in head.

The whole orientation of the country changed that day, and little for the better. All due to that fcker and his psychotic vision for the world. We did a lot of stupid things as well, don't get me wrong, but thousands have died in many countries all over the world due to him, and I'm overjoyed we put a hole into his head. I don't really care they messed up some of the details, or "needed improvement on their messenging," or maybe had some fish stories going on. We won't likely to know all the facts for some time. Only one real fact matters: Bin Laden is dead, not even Al Queso denies it, and this gives us the opportunity to close an ugly chapter in American history.
Consequences and reactions will continue to play out, but I can't see how this could possibly be the game changer Al Queso wanted, and will motivate them to do something horrible they hadn't already been planning to do.


Lastly, as far as PR stunts: undoubtedly all pols try and use events and narratives to their favor. I'm under no illusions Obama is not a politician. However, the timeline for this to be a pure PR stunt, when the president has lost some % amidst some ugly budget/deficit fights and rising gasoline costs, pulls out the Bin Laden trump card he's been holding onto to get a temporary boost in poll numbers to defend against a field of still undeclared presidential opponents (let alone a clear nominee) for an election still over a year and a half away, just doesn't make sense.

Now, if Obama was flying around, repelling out of helicopters into press events dressed in night vision goggles and body armor-stuffed spandex suits in front of giant, 2-story banners that read "UP YOURS, BABY!", then I would be quick to join the criticism.

IOW, like former President Jackass with his giant codpiece, congratulating himself for invading the wrong fking country after he "quit" looking for bin Laden, and not actually even "winning" the war he started for several more years, thousands of lives, and billions/trillions of $. Oops.


Lastly.. Yeah, our spontanteous mob celebrations could use some work in the creativity dept. Frankly I'm impressed no one overturned and set fire to police cars. The "Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey hey hey, goooooooddbyyeeeeeee!!" chants were cringe-worthy. Most of our repertoire comes from sporting events, not so much the "hey we just assasinated [some asshole]!" variety, so pardon some of the inappropriateness.

We didn't burn anyone's flag, we didn't hit any pictures or statues with shoes or some other dumb stuff. We didn't have a giant riot ala Europe and burn half our town down, or do whatever Aussies would do, provided they ever actually ever won at a sport in which anyone else ever plays. ;)

peace

[PBO]

Originally Posted by Finnster

We didn't have a giant riot ala Europe and burn half our town down, or do whatever Aussies would do, provided they ever actually ever won at a sport in which anyone else ever plays. ;)

peace

We drink to celebrate winning sporting contests that matter...eg; not a domestic World Series where we play ourselves

Per capita we're THE sporting nation

[JERRY2KONE]

Personally I felt that all of the public celebrating being shown on the international news was a little over the top, but we all know that the AP enjoy stiring the pot no matter what the story pertains to. I am sure that most of the world are pleased to be rid of such a horrible person on this planet, but celebrating, chanting, singing songs, and acting like a bunch of football hooligans over anyones death is in poor taste for a modern day civilization. The monster is dead. Great, now lets all move on with our lives and hope that things will get better where terrorizm is concerned. I am proud to be an American, and I wish that everyone would simply represent thier country with respect and dignity. All any of it reminded me of was that scene from the Wizard of Oz when everyone began singing the wicked witch is dead. Pretty silly don't you think?

[Finnster]

Originally Posted by PBO

We drink to celebrate winning sporting contests that matter...eg; not a domestic World Series where we play ourselves

Per capita we're THE sporting nation

Hey, Canada has some teams in there. Granted they are never any good, but still. And besides, we just hire all the best players from all over the world, so that kinda counts... Best of both worlds, all the top world players in a series where America always wins. U S A! U S A! U S A!

Now those other "world" sports, like soccer (*ahem* football...,) tennis, cricket, rugby, road races where you turn L and R... those are the homosexual sports, so we don't care if we don't win those, because we're not gay.. so stop looking at us like that or we'll kick your ass!

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by PBO

We drink to celebrate winning sporting contests that matter...eg; not a domestic World Series where we play ourselves

Per capita we're THE sporting nation

I knew this was coming, but still got a good laugh!!!

Originally Posted by Finnster

Now those other "world" sports, like soccer (*ahem* football...,) tennis, cricket, rugby, road races where you turn L and R... those are the homosexual sports, so we don't care if we don't win those, because we're not gay.. so stop looking at us like that or we'll kick your ass!

In best announcer voice "And nw Dale Jarret makes his 400th left turn, the crowd goes wild, and here is the 401st left turn, and he is getting ready for the 402nd left turn, wow, now he is going into the 403rd left turn..."

How anyone can get riled up watch cars turn left is beyond me. Yeah they may be going faster than 180mph, but I have done that on regular roads and it is not really very impressive. And before you go dissing soccer keep in mind more people follow that sport than any other. Tennis can be boring, but there are alot of hot eastern bloc chicks playing, so unless you are a homo you should be able to enjoy some of it (quit looking at agassis' butt dude)

Originally Posted by JERRY2KONE

Personally I felt that all of the public celebrating being shown on the international news was a little over the top, but we all know that the AP enjoy stiring the pot no matter what the story pertains to. I am sure that most of the world are pleased to be rid of such a horrible person on this planet, but celebrating, chanting, singing songs, and acting like a bunch of football hooligans over anyones death is in poor taste for a modern day civilization. The monster is dead. Great, now lets all move on with our lives and hope that things will get better where terrorizm is concerned. I am proud to be an American, and I wish that everyone would simply represent thier country with respect and dignity. All any of it reminded me of was that scene from the Wizard of Oz when everyone began singing the wicked witch is dead. Pretty silly don't you think?

I was not impacted much by the world trade center diasaster, but I understand that alot of people were. And if they want to celebrate OBL death then I am 100% behind them. Poor taste, really? Have you been to america recently, we are the originators of poor taste!!! Just trun on the tv, every other show is some sort of reality debacle that runs on poor taste and stupidity. Ignorance is the fuel that fires this country, sad to say. Plus i could care less what the french (or anyone else) thinks about the US. If it was not for the US they would be speaking German.

[_paralyzed_]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Plus i could care less.

It's "couldn't". I couldn't care less. Saying you could implies you care some, and there is a degree to which even less caring is possible.

Saying you couldn't communicates that you don't care at all and there is no way possible you have the ability to care less about the situation.

Learn to English, rather than speaking American

[magman]

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

Learn to English, rather than speaking American

Not to criticize you but, you did give the pimp a hard time.....

you need to explain the learn to English concept to us.

[Finnster]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

And before you go dissing soccer keep in mind more people follow that sport than any other. Tennis can be boring, but there are alot of hot eastern bloc chicks playing, so unless you are a homo you should be able to enjoy some of it (quit looking at agassis' butt dude)

I was not impacted much by the world trade center diasaster, but I understand that alot of people were.

Haha, don't take any of my posts too seriously. I certainly don't. I like all those sports actually (even if they are un-American and therefore of questionable masculinity.) Some of the best sporting times were last year during the WC, where at work they would play the matches on all the TVs in the cafeteria and people from all over different parts of the business came down to watch. USA v Eng was great, but USA v Slovenia had about 300+ going nuts and screaming.

Not only that, then you had great matches to watch at home, and if you watched Univision pre-game shows, you get to watch all the bikini girls face off in the studio. Triple bonus if its BRA v ARG & its the Brazilian chicks vs the Argentinian chicks in studio. No idea what they are saying, but it really doesn't matter. :D
Not only that, the game is only 90 mins long, non-stop action, no f'ing Cialis commercials, then its over and I can go. I'm busy and got sh1t to do. Don't have 20 mins to sit and watch Tiger line up one fraking putt.
Could do w/o all falling down and crying like babies trying to draw a card tho (looking at you Italy...)

As far as the other stuff goes, the fact that you can't get on a plane w/o taking off half your clothes, and then get an anal probe by TSA is reason enough to shoot some terrorists. ;) If they hired the Brazillian World Cup Bikini Team girls, maybe it'd be a different story. Sadly, most are sweaty old men or dudes who look like they murder prostitutes on their lunch hour.
Does explain why Harold has so many frequent flyer miles tho..

[Finnster]

Originally Posted by magman

Not to criticize you but, you did give the pimp a hard time.....

you need to explain the learn to English concept to us.

Practicing his Chinglish for a career in writing instruction manuals for cheap electronics sold at Walmart?

[magman]

Originally Posted by Finnster

Practicing his Chinglish for a career in writing instruction manuals for cheap electronics sold at Walmart?

nice

[PBO]

Originally Posted by Finnster

Now those other "world" sports, like soccer (*ahem* football...,) tennis, cricket, rugby, road races where you turn L and R... those are the homosexual sports, so we don't care if we don't win those, because we're not gay.. so stop looking at us like that or we'll kick your ass!

There's nothing more manly than watching grown men; padded, helmeted & dressed in lycra running around slapping each others arses inbetween reach arounds

[Finnster]

Originally Posted by PBO

There's nothing more manly than watching grown men; padded, helmeted & dressed in lycra running around slapping each others arses inbetween reach arounds

Indisputably. What could be more manly than the leader of the team, the quarterback, have a row of enormous hulking men bend over in front of him, presenting their spacious asscheeks, while the QB gets behind the biggest one, the center, and places his hands in the guys crotch, not two knuckles away from his jewelbag and have him stand awaiting his command? The men are trained to not even flinch, and just stand at the ready for the leader's command to turn over their ball to him, then proceed to wrestle and fight a line of other enraged, hulking men clawing and shoving for the chance to rape the ball from the dear leader's hands and throw him to the ground.
Less manly men may be intimidated by all the perceived homo-erotic overtones and say, "hey man, I don't want to shove my hands in your musky spots. Maybe just throw me the ball bro." The manly men are so manly they don't even consider the thought.

Sorta like Greco-Roman wrestling, invented by the two least gay societies to have ever existed, where two sweaty men enter a ring and entangle and fight to prove who dominates, who comes out on top, who is def not gay, as the rule is its only gay if you're the one on bottom playing catcher.

Damn... that kinda just ruined football for me...anyway....


Public Service Security announcement: The TSA is now screening babies for explosives. Haha, you did say the kid had an exploding diaper!
You're welcome and have a nice flight.

[Finnster]

HAHA! I knew it!

Abbottabad compound stash was 'fairly extensive'

Originally Posted by Finnster

...Honestly, I couldn't care if they shot him while they found him in the bathroom beating off to goat pr0n. ...

peace

Pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the US commandos who killed him, US officials have said.

The pornography recovered in Bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consisted of modern, electronically recorded video and was fairly extensive, according to current and former officials who discussed the discovery on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not sure where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. They did not know if Bin Laden himself had acquired the material, or viewed it.

Reports from Abbottabad have said that Bin Laden's compound was cut off from the internet or other hard-wired communications networks and it is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography.

Materials taken from the compound by the US commandos included digital thumb drives which US officials believe may have been a principal means by which couriers carried electronic messages to and from the al-Qaida leader.

Another report said finding Pr0n w/ Jihadis is fairly common..

"We hate you you decadent Western infidels and your awesome naked girl movies with the giggling and the big bouncing b00bies and the squirting. We must watch these movies to remember why you are all such pigdogs deserving of death."


Could you imagine being his courier in charge of getting all his stuff?

OBL: "Muhammed, come here"
Courier: "Yes Osama?"
OBL: "I need you to go to the store, the compound is running low supplies. Here is the list; Um, we some some more toliet paper, ah, some batteries, um, some more cassettes for the camcorder, I need to make some more videos denouncing the West and promising to engulf them in flames, ah.. some of those pop tart things, some more tea, uh.. and.. uh.."
Courier:"It that all Osama?"
OBL:" Um.. no.. there is one more thing.. You've seen my wives' eye holes haven't you Muhammed?"
Courier: "Um.. yes Osama. You let them out of their room last week for a bit."
OBL: "Ah, yes well... There are these videos on the internet Muhammed, uh, of a terrible dishonorable Western infidel female...ah, very bad.. her name is Cytherea.."
Courier: "Yes Osama, she is well known to us"
OBL: "I need you to bring me these videos...um, all of them. Its.. uh, for..ah.. my.. other.. video.. where I will denounce the West and say they should all die like pigs. Yes. Please bring me these things. Quickly"
Courier: "Ok Osama, as you wish"

OBL: "Oh yeah Muhammed, bring me one more thing"
Courier: "Yes?"
OBL:" Maybe some beard dye, you know, I want to look my best for my video"